himpunan hikayat dongeng masa moden

Berita baik.

2012-01-17T09:16:00.002+08:00

aku nk nikah 21hb ni...fullstop.

Godfather.

2011-11-21T17:24:00.001+08:00

Satu petang masa gua tgh layan air asia travel log, rancangan yg mempromosikan laluan baru air asia yg menjangkau hingga ke perancis, bersama host abg eid dan co-host si cantik manis maya karin. tgh sedap melayan, ttbe ade suare berkata2.'orang gi france,mane ade gi paris.....org semue pegi sicily island'. sambil menunjuk isyarat tanah besar france..dan ade pulau kt bawah. isyarat tangan menunjukkan semacam singapura dan semenanjung. 'ko tak tau ke sicily island..?' gua geleng takde tak tahu, 'tempat mafia2 tu semue' tambah si pangaju soalan tadi.
penyataan simple begitu boleh menjadi pemangkin kpd topik2 dan persoalan2 yg bleh meleret kepada satu perbincangan ilmiah yg tak berape nak betul....fakta dan dongeng akan bercampur baur.
aku kenal sungguh cara bagaimana susuk manusia itu dalam berdikusi...akan smpi disatu ketika, dimana fakta akan bercampur baur dengan dongeng yg mana akhir semue topik2 yg telah dibincang menjadi tidak relevan....yg relevan nye adalah 'semue yg aku cakap adalah betul, ko hanya perlu keimanan utk yakin ape yg aku cakap adalah betul'. manusia mcm gua yg tak suke mengimani sesuatu tanpa memahami, itu adalah sesuatu yg sangat bodoh. sekali ini mmg gua malas nk layan, mate dan fokus gua saat itu adalah untuk dan hanya untuk maya karin.
ayat pemutus kata. 'tu bukan kt italy ke?
'a'ah...itali ek'
senyap.
dpt jgk gua enjoy maya karin gua.

Antara mesej dan gelora bung karno.

2011-11-21T17:08:00.001+08:00

Teetteteet...henset gua berbunyi, mse gua tgh pekene teh td.

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amik gua kt jln duta mlm ni dlm kul 8.30

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mlm ni bola kot, lu turun kl sentral amik tren gi tmn melati...aku amik kt sane

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lepas 5 minit...

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haha..kemon bro tgk bola sme2

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xsempat la..aku xnk miss tgk bola

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jarang ade anak melayu semangat mcm ni...bgus la cmtu.

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ceh..ayat mcm harem...

ashtray dan cerek air....

2011-11-21T15:54:00.001+08:00

dekat umh gua tu..yg bagus nye tiap2 sorang penghuni neraka jahanam ni ade ashtray die sendri, sbgi perokok tegar wajib ade ashtray sendri mudah klu nk isap rokok merata-rata.
satu mlm tu gua sje la bukak point.....
"botak lu tak pelik ke dah empat tahun lu duduk umah ni..tp ashtray lu tak penah penuh", "magik kan.."
gua tambah lg ayat untuk cukupkan rase pedih telinge umpama kene campak serbuk kari kt mate.
hahhaha...gua senyum sinis, kali ni mmg gua berjaya 'wasudahkenakanlu' botak
sbb gua tgk botak buat2 tak pandang smbil main angry bird kt laptop....
semnggu dh berlalu.....masing2 idop buat haluan sendrik.
smlm mse gua tgh minum air direct dri cerek... sbb gua malas nk cri gelas..tgh sedap gua berdiri smbil layan meneguk air,botak smbil lalu bersahaja je sound...'pelikkan ko minum air, ade je..tak pernah abis....kan'
peh..mcm tersekat je air tu kt tekak aku...cis, pendendam sungguh manusia ni.

gitar empat tali tak siap lagi......

2011-10-28T11:31:00.002+08:00

tak sempat boh....bz skit, lg pon byk bende yg karut yang berlaku 2 3 arini.

soalan sebuah penyesalan

2011-10-24T17:08:00.001+08:00

gua dah lame pikir bende ni..tapi masih tak dapat2 lagi jawapan nye. bile gua tgk member2 gua yg rambut panjang...dengan gaye slackers nye gua jd panas ati,sayu pon ade gak skit.
sebenarnye gua ni manusia yg loser....dari gua umur 14 tahun smpi la smlm...impian gua adalah untuk jd rockstar,tp ape kejadah nye yang gua skrg pegi duduk dekat meja opis ni...masuk pukul 8pagi blk pukul 5 ptg?

and the truth is...

2011-10-11T22:17:00.001+08:00

and the truth is....i miss u soooo

Wei..ngko, ye la ngko....baca ni.

2011-10-11T17:04:00.001+08:00

aku quote - "aku diktator blog ni"

pastu ko sembang pong pang-pong pang ape lancau la....

just a quick note.

2011-10-11T14:20:00.001+08:00

bassist weezer dah mati sebab overdose dadah.

weezer...band yg mcm garage sound gayenye.

weezer yg ala2 nerdy budak college.

mase mati umur die 40 tahun.

dah 40 tahun bep.

bru je smlm aku jam lgu 'say it aint so'.

catatan ketika berbaring2 disofa.

2011-10-06T22:45:00.000+08:00

bukan makanan aku nk citer pasal bende yg remeh temeh,sbb dari kecik lg sudah jd kebiasaan nya mmg keluarga aku makan nye biase2 saje.

project berjalan...

2011-10-06T22:19:00.001+08:00

hardware dah pasang siap........

project terbaru aku.

2011-10-03T17:10:00.000+08:00

ari sabtu lepas aku turun ke plaza damas dekat ngn area2 istana negara yg baru tu, kat situ aku jmpe ngn sorang mamat philipines ni...die nk tolak kt aku sebjik gitar bass yg tak berape nk siap...i want to get rid off this 'junk' katenye.

this so called junk is a fender jazz bass replica and got no brand, dengan kate pnjg nye ini adalah sebuah gitar replika fender jazz bass yg tidak berjenama and its MIJ, tu yg penting tu, MADE IN JAPAN.so he said....klu die tipu mmg aku terkena la kan.

klu korang masuk forum2 gitar, mmg dh diakui gitar replica dr jepun ni kebykkan mempunyai 'craftmanship' yang sgt cantik.

gimme a week or so...aku akan updatekan,selepas siap bass ni.

REVIEW : HANTU BONCENG.

2011-09-12T00:40:00.003+08:00

tggu vcd je sudah

atau lebih baik

tak payah tgk lgsg.

Nasi goreng sotong....part 2

2011-09-09T21:20:00.001+08:00

lepas sketsa 'wakenakanlubep' tu aku terus masuk bilik pki baju.....gua tgk botak riang je dh kenekan aku, mmbr gua yg lg sorang si bulu...terpinga2 tak paham ape yang berlaku. bulu tu mmg wujud, tp tak perlu la aku citerkan ape-ape pasal die sbb dari saat aku tye botak bile nk kuar makan td....die dh dok tercongok kt sofa dgn galaxie tab. ape pon tak amik pedulik, skli aku amik tab tu hempok kt belakang badan baru tau.

lalu bertigalah kami menuju ke kdi makan....aku ngn bulu berkude2 dgn jentera dari encik boon siew dan botak dgn motosikal berkuasa tinggi nya.

dah smpi kedai makan tu satu kali.kedai tu penuh dgn customer2 yg aku rase mmg dh bese kt situ.bersemangat la botak men'order' nasi grg sotong...aku ngn bulu mengiyakan aje.jadi 3 pinggan nasi grg sotong utk kitaorg hadap nnt siap dgn telur mate goyang.

dalam pale hotak aku dh berkire2 kesedapan menu yg bakal kitoarg hadap nnt.

menu sampai.
hati berdebar2.
sudu sudah rapi digenggaman.
nafsu membuak2.

lalu dgn rakus aku mengajukan sudu ke ruang mulut...dannnnnnnnnnnnn

peh....rase, xde rase lgsg!

gua tgk botak lahap je.

aku bg peluang kedua....sudu yg kedua aku fokuskan semue kekuatan deria rasa aku ke hujung lidah.

kecewa lg...rase yg sama jugak.

aku tgk botak ngn bulu masih lg lahap....aku diamkan aje.

majoriti dh mengiyakan even klu aku tak bersetuju skli pon.

ape yang betul pd aku...belum tentu lg betul pd org lain.

dgn slow aku makan dan habiskan nasi demi menjaga keharmonian antara aku bulu dan botak.

nasi goreng sotong.

2011-09-09T20:42:00.000+08:00

"Botak..lapar ni,jom makan...." kate aku seketika berbaring smbil memetik sedas due tali gitar.
"lepak luh kul 10 aku nk kuar gk..skli jalan " sahut botak dri bilik separuh memekik.

"ko nk gi mane? makan anandur ke? jom la kuar skg..." tye dan jawap bertalu, aku mmg jenis yang kurang sabar, jawapan yang enak sepatutnya "baik.mari kite makan sekarang,aku tgglkn je ape aku buat".

"aku nk mkn nsi goreng sotong kt tmn melati ni nnt..." smbg botak lg, memutuskan angan pendek ku.

atas dasar menjadi sahabat yang baik dan malas nk mengadap rezeki sorang2 jd aku pon menunggu..lagi pula care botak menyebut nasi goreng sotong td amat mengujakan perut yg sedikit lapar...walaupon keroncongnya tidak seperti dentuman 'drum n bass' tp lebih kepada musis post pychedilic yg mendayu2,aku pon rilek smbil memetik lg sedas due gitar tong yg sudah hmpir 11 tahun berjasa membohsiakan diri membiarkan setiap inci tubuh yg ramping menggebu dimamah rakus.

Jam sepuloh lewat lebih empat minit...botak dh mundar mandir kt ruang tamu bersiap2....aku usha je dari dlm bilik....biarlah ko nk bersiap, sebagai penunggang moto berkuasa kuda tinggi..ritual untuk bersiap sgt lame...dari jaket keselamatan...pouch dipinggang...sarung tangan cybercop...hinggalah ke helmet fullface...nk sarung kasut lg

aku masih rilek...mengayat awek dlm facebook. citer pasal facebookers ni....skg aku dh terpaut nafsu kt sorang awek ni, nice,even dah nk masuk ke era 3 series....masih cantik, rambut pendek, pipi tembam...kulit mulus, klu tak ditye, psti igt umurnya bru diambang 20an.

ah..masih jauh lg perjalanan utk dijadikan cerite cinta agung. andai kate menjadi, akan aku blook kan mcm kisah cinte awek chuck taylor pasti meletup..wow!."woi! cepat la..." pekik botak. jahanam ape budak2 kt umh ni...kt depan2 muke pon nk memekik."rilek jap...aku nk ttp fb" kate gua santai smbil berbaring ala2 monument buddha tidur. gua mmg sje buat lambt2, botak yg dah mcm cybercop berdiri megah di pintu."siap la..aku nk cepat ni".

gua ttp lyn lg chatting kt fb..mate khayal membace kate2 nista yg aku hamburkan untuk mencurik ati seorg gadis....dammm! bunyi daun pintu tertutup kuat, gua bingkas bgn...berlari ke arah pintu, mate gua liar kearah lif yg terkekanan sedikit dri muka pintu...kosong.pantas betul makhluk ni turun.

sah gua dh kene tinggal dh ni....kecewa aku tutup daun pintu. menyesal dgn tindakan aku seminit td aku mengeluh panjg,

ttbe aku dgr org tergelak dri tepi kabinet....botak dgn pakaian lengkap cybercop tergelak2 dri dlm helmet fullface..."khkohkohkoho"."babi lu....." aku ttbe terus jd kool yg dibuat2.

*jam pon udah pukul 5.30.aku nk blk...smbg nnt la, malas lak nk menaip lg rasenye.

the other absolute truth is....

2011-09-09T09:52:00.000+08:00

hana tajima rhyme with ana mau jima'

the truth is..........

2011-09-08T15:52:00.000+08:00

FENDER FLARES RULES!!!!

droolsss over this....

2011-09-08T14:15:00.000+08:00

camwhore bitches........

2011-09-07T13:59:00.000+08:00

aku yakin lg setahun due ni akan ada,

so called 'freelance model' ni possing nude in the name of art.

ke dah ade dah skg ni...?

oh..selamat berhari raya,

2011-09-07T11:03:00.000+08:00

hari ini sudah ari raya ke tujuh.

rasa arini sama mcm rasa masa raya pertama.

orang cakap lepas kawin myb feel die lain skit.

aku tggu raye tahun depan...rase blah die cam ne plak.

Hari Ini Adalah Worthless wednesday.

2011-08-24T20:17:00.001+08:00

this is why.

2011-08-23T23:25:00.000+08:00

one tab.

gutteruncensored.

other tab.

illuminati.afterdarkwrites.

this is why they dont need to be hidden anymore.

wordless wednesday....on thursday. mmg puaka ni...

2011-08-18T17:03:00.000+08:00

majlis.

2011-08-18T17:02:00.000+08:00

semalam gadis2 semasa di opis semuenye bermakeup.

rupenye2 ade majlis berbuke di Legend.

casanova wanabe....

2011-08-16T16:31:00.000+08:00

org jenis ape klu i giveup on u....

for me....wats by gone let it be by gone...

we shud look up and grasp wat the futures hold for us.

and i cud see u n me...sitting and borak2 dgn hepi....

come on A***e. let grasp it together...

lets make it a reality....

i miss u.

perbezaan.

2011-08-13T20:56:00.000+08:00

tak perlu nak tunjukkan sangat.

adalah baik kalau tunjuk tentang persamaan

yang kite ade.

radar.

2011-08-13T17:58:00.000+08:00

mane kau tahu die gay?

'aku ade radar gay' kateku dengan bongkak.

aku tak suke k-pop.

2011-08-13T17:56:00.000+08:00

semenjak k-pop menjadi kegilaan anak gadis di malaysia ni.....

wajah ala2 macho bak george clooney kurang mendapat sambutan,

jatuh saham aku...cis.

dihentam....hentaman pertama kembali.

2011-08-12T00:09:00.000+08:00

hari ni terjumpe balik die.

masih cantik,cantik seperti yg aku angankan.

aku igt aku kool,tp jari ni terlalu gugup.

ah..persetankan aje la, die cerite lame.

kalau dulu tidak diterime,skrg juga mungkin same

aku tak mahu jd loser lagi.

fikiran melayang,,,,jauh ke tahun 97 ke 98?

2011-08-11T11:10:00.000+08:00

Everybody is free to wear sunscreen

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97,

Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term
benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis or
reliable then my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice....now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, nevermind, you won't understand the power and
beauty of your youth until they've faded, but trust me in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of
yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous
you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future, or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra
equation by chewing bubblegum.

The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind: the kind that blindsides
you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts; don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is
long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive; forget the insults. (if you succeed in doing this, tell me how).

Keep your old love letters; throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people
I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives; some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of Calcium. Be kind to your knees -- you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll
divorce at 40; maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.

Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself, either. Your choices are half
chance, so are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body: use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it; it's the
greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance...even if you have no where to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions (even if you don't follow them).

Do not read beauty magazines; they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents; you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings: they're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in
the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but what a precious few should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps
and geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you
were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard.

Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old; and when you
do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children
respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse,
but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you are 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia;
dispensing it is a way of wishing the past from the disposal--wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts, and
recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me, I'm the sunscreen.

seriously...due tiga patah kata dri lirik aku pegang sampai skrg..
aku tak igt...sape nyanyi lgu ni,mana asal.
tp yg aku tau..aku dgr dri hitzfm.

wordless wednesday....on thursday.

2011-08-11T10:14:00.000+08:00

ape jahanam wordless wednesday ni?

makin ramai lak....yg buat?

adakah ini salah satu cara ritual penyembahan pada tuhan Pan?

dh tahap cult dah ni.

semue org dh buat....cube citer skit ape hei nye?

fikiran melayang....terbang ke mase lalu.

2011-08-10T16:24:00.000+08:00

ttbe aku trgt satu kisah mase bergelasr student tua.

satu bilik ade 4 org.

yang 3 org ni suke main kad sampi lewat.

yang 2 org ni jenis gelak kuat.

yang 1 org ni.

nak tunjuk tande protes,

tido bwh tilam.

(tilam hostel aku dulu gile babi nye tebal...2 org lelaki macho pon blum tentu bleh angkat)

addictedd....

2011-08-10T10:36:00.000+08:00

owh aku belum layan lgi la 'hang over' bahagian ke 2, bahagian pertama itu antara citer fav aku utk 2010...hahhahha..memang badut la...klu citer yg pasal org isap dadah then jd huru hara..mmg aku suke....mmg bangang.salahkan u-wen-mc-gre-gor...kenape mark renton sungguh kool..kamu yg yg bersalah!

ini....ini sangat jahanammm.

2011-07-29T13:49:00.000+08:00

and i quote....

"hahahaha what a newfags, or lebih tepat lagi, meleis... "

Angpa Memang Berok Ingat Good2 Arr

2011-07-22T15:59:00.001+08:00

dulu time die datang nak calit taik kt kome2..punya la marah,sampi kate nak bunuh la, ape lancau semua la....

la ni die dtg buat2 nak tolong korang bersih kan skit taik2 yg ade dekat pintu masuk lubang jubor berok...hangpa pon dok terkinja2 mcm beruk.sokong sangat.

macam bodoh la...

harry potter and the deathly lahanat tengok movie tak bleh diam....

2011-07-22T09:58:00.000+08:00

walaupon aku mmg tak pernah tgk mr potter....sedari awal lg, aku rase 2 part terakhir ni memenuhi kehendak batin aku sebagai pembayar tiket wayang.

tapi yang jahanam nye mamat yg duduk kt sebelah aku ni mmg mencacatkan pengalaman aku.
die mcm nk tunjuk kt org sekeliling die yg die ade PHD dlm wizardry&potterian history.

macam tgh amik kuiz je plak mamat ni aku tgk....semue bende die nk cakap sblm smpi scene, hei jahanam walaupon aku tak layan hp dari awal..aku pon bleh agak ape scene seterusnya...dan kau tak payah la nak sebut satu2 karektor dalam hp tu....aku bukan halim othman dalam roda impian. dok diam2 suda la...

just a thought.

2011-07-15T09:50:00.001+08:00

AKU TAK PANDAI NAK BERMUKA-MUKA

sekian,terimakasih.

citer mase blk ipoh nek ets.

2011-07-14T14:23:00.000+08:00

Ape jahanam kalau kau nek tren....pastu dlm tren tu, staff dalam tren tu sendrik yg hilang henfon.
mmg ape pon tak bleh.
profesional la skit....ni dok tergedik2 dlm tren, ko tu buat keje...bukan nye masuk miss pageant lahanat....padan muke.

Aku Tunggu.......

2011-07-14T14:16:00.000+08:00

Punye la lame kl gangster kat wayang...baru2 ni baru gua dapat nk layan, mmg langsi abis citer tu gua cakap ngn lu....goyang lutut gua bai.

Gua tggu mase je bai...nak dengar org cine sound 'kenapa mau gune dialek macam org cina cakap dlm itu cerite? lu org igt org cina semua bangsat ka...gangsta itu mcm...ini tidak menunjukkan realiti org cina dimalaysia..lu org semua suda mcm kasi hina sama kita'

gua tggu je...tp rase nye takde kot.

sbb org cine dont give a fut..pasal bende2 remeh mcm ini...bangsa lu je yg suke.

hati busukkk....

2011-07-07T17:23:00.000+08:00

aku benci giler baca blog awek2 yg cun ni....tambah2 yg dah ade bf...fuuuhhhh....panas2.

fun with google translate

2011-07-07T10:42:00.000+08:00

douche = semprotan air @ mandi basuh.

jom main tahi....

2011-07-04T15:23:00.000+08:00

Siapa yang masuk tong najis,maka dia akan terpalit najisnya.Pas terpaksa menanggung segala kebodohan ini sebab dia bermain dalam demokrasi.Lihat PKR,dia tidak pandai hidup dalam tong najis,maka dialah yang paling hina dilemaskan dalam air tahi.Yang pandai bermain tahi setakat ini adalah UMNO dan DAP.Menariknya DAP memijak kepala PKR dan PAS untuk 'bernafas' di dalam tong najis.Sekarang UMNO yang memiliki tong najis dan dia berhak mengawal tong najis supaya najis-najis tetap hidup segar bugar dalam tong.Penjajah mengajar UMNO supaya jangan bersihkan tong najis.Jadi dia selesa memeluk tong najis.

Malay to English translation (Google translate)

Who in barrel stool, he would have implicated najisnya.Pas had to bear all this foolishness because he plays in demokrasi.Lihat PKR, he did not know how to live in a barrel stool, then he is the worst drowned in water tahi.Yang talent dung as this is UMNO and DAP DAP.Menariknya trample the head of PKR and PAS to 'breathe' in the barrel with a barrel of UMNO najis.Sekarang stool and he is entitled to control the drum stool droppings to live safe and sound in teaching tong.Penjajah UMNO not to najis.Jadi barrels clean comfortable embracing him unclean barrels.

hehehhehe......

damn funneh lg la....

2011-07-01T18:00:00.000+08:00

propa kerajaan kt tv1&2...mmg lawak lah....mcm haram! hahhahaha.....si mata juling mmg tak bleh blah.....
pada penganut2 perhimpunan bersih....buat ape yg korang rase betul,terus kan aje. idop kebebasan bersuara!
tp ape yg penting......alang2 name pon perhimpunan bersih...ape kate smbil2 jalan tu..kutip sekali smpah2 yg nampak, and plz...no littering ek.......baru la betul2 bersih.

so funneh....

2011-06-30T17:25:00.000+08:00

bile ade awek kene cop 'donkey face'. aku tergelak smpi guling2.....tp xbaek la buat mcm tu...kurang ajar sgt.

p/s- buat aku trgt kt shrek...shrek??? tergelak guling2 balik aku.

fikiran melayang sebelum menutup mata…

2011-06-29T09:49:00.000+08:00

apakah kamu pernah mencintai seseorang ke suatu titik di mana kamu merasa seperti, apakah aku benar-benar mencintainya? mengapa aku masih bersama dia? perasaan itu agak kosong,kamu seperti tidak tahu lagi apa perasaan kamu terhadap dia… tiba-tiba…’snaaap’ kamu benar-benar menyedari bahawa sebenarnya dia sudah menjadi sebahagian daripada kamu, kerana tidak ada manusia yang pernah terfikir betapa mereka mencintai diri mereka sendiri ..….

(jason mraz) life is wonderful lah der.....

2011-06-28T10:53:00.000+08:00

It takes a crane to build a crane
It takes two floors to make a story
It takes an egg to make a hen
It takes a hen to make an egg
There is no end to what I’m saying

It takes a thought to make a word
And it takes some words to make an action
It takes some work to make it work
It takes some good to make it hurt
It takes some bad for satisfaction

La la la la la la la life is wonderful
la la la la la la life goes full circle
la la la la la la life is wonderful
Al la la la la

It takes a night to make it dawn
And it takes a day to make you yawn brother
And it takes some old to make you young
It takes some cold to know the sun
It takes the one to have the other

And it takes no time to fall in love
But it takes you years to know what love is
It takes some fears to make you trust
It takes those tears to make it rust
It takes the dust to have it polished

la la la la la la life is wonderful
la la la la la la life goes full circle
la la la la la la life is so full of
la la la la la la life is so rough
la la la la la la life is wonderful
la la la la la la life goes full circle
la la la la la la life is our love
la la la la la

It takes some silence to make sound
It takes a loss before you found it
And it takes a road to go nowhere
It takes a toll to make you care
It takes a hole to make a mountain

la la la la la la life is wonderful
la la la la la la life goes full circle
la la la la la life is wonderful
la la la la la life is meaningful
la la la la la life is wonderful
la la la la la life it is…so… wonderful
It is so meaningful
It is so wonderful
It is meaningful
It is wonderful
It is meaningful
It goes full circle
Wonderful
Meaningful
Full circle
Wonderful

Tiada lg Twitter.......so korang semue kt twitter bleh pegi jahanam.

2011-06-27T12:46:00.000+08:00

aku sudah lame x ber'twitter'....reason?
aku trade bb torch aku utk dapatkan sebijik gitar.
jual bb dapat 1970's greco with 'gneco' label kat headstock..matsumoku made.
berbaloi? memang sangat2!

Perihal Orang yg Mengaku KUTU...

2011-06-27T12:11:00.000+08:00

aku baca byk kt blog atas talian ni kebyakkan org suke label kan diri mereka ni sebagai kutu...kebyakkan diorg ni,org yg menggiat kan diri diorg dalam seni la...tak kire la ape seni yg ko buat....baik dlm penulisan ke teater ke...seni melancap ke ape...janji diorang kategori2 org yg dlm konon2 'indie movement' mcm tu la....diorg suke label diri diorg ni kutu. ye la bile ko dh takde kerja tetap tu memang layak la ko ni bergelar kutu...klu ko sedar diri ko tu kutu bagus lah....

selalu kutu2 ni....keluh kesah die bese la...berkisar pasal takde duit,hidup ini penuh ranjau....impian meraka yg sgt kudus....hidop diorang yg paling sempoi...dan pelancau2 lagi.....org2 lain tak memahami kehidupan ataupon bahase sedap nye...'my way of life'...'aku berpgg pada prinsip aku'.

Tapi yg jahanam nye bile aku tgk gambar...pakaian diorg nk branded aje..lepak pon tempat yg tak nak kalah...yg hot spot je...ape jahanam klu ko ni jenis kutu tak berduit tak bekerja bleh lpk tmpt2 cam tu..aku yg keje ari2 dok melangut kt opis ni pon..tak leh nk pakai brg branded mcm korang si kutu ni.

Mak bapak korang still suppot idop korang ek? Tapi ade hati nk citer pasal kehidupan ek? korang memang KUTU BABI.

yang rase bijak pandai itu tp sebenarnye bangang....

2011-05-10T17:45:00.000+08:00

bodoh.

i loikeee.....ini bise punyer puitis

2011-03-29T14:38:00.001+08:00

Dicuri Untuk Mencuri Buat Pelengkap Rusuk Kiri

Bersusun buku,
Bersusun DVD,
yang satu pun tak baca lagi,
yang satu pun tak tengok lagi.

Macam biasa.

Masa aku dicuri lagi demi mencuri hati, seorang puteri.
Buat pengubat hati juga pelengkap rusuk kiri.

Aku janji.

copy paste dari - http://zahiriladzim.blogspot.com/2011/03/dicuri-untuk-mencuri-buat-pelengkap.html

post pendapat masing2...

2011-03-16T10:08:00.000+08:00

Masing-masing ade pendapat masing2...

Manusia itu lahir tidak pernah sama..hatta kembar siam pon takkkan sama....mcm pepatah melayu bermadah...rambut same hitam...ati sape yang tahu? tp la ni aku tgk kt malaysia ni dah takde la semua rambut itam ade nye. Jadi relevan ke pepatah tu utk kegunaan manusia persis ala kemodenan ni?

klu ikot logik scientific nye idok la pulak kan...sbb dah ternyata manusia la ni rambut dh berbagai2 ade yang kuning taik anjing..ade yang karat mcm air longkang..merah seperti darah lembu yang baru dibantai utk ari raya korban pon ade.

Tp ade pulak yg bercakap apehal lak tak leh guna? rambut itu same hitam hanya lah kiasan utk menunjuk kesamaan yang ada pada manusia... Pastu jawap la seorang tu lagi balik, tak boleh....aku idop atas dasar fakta! dah fakta nya manusia itu rambut nye berbagai2..jadi tak payah la nak guna alasan itu sekadar kiasan ke metafora ke fatamorgana ke hannah montana ke...Kite kene berfikiran logik and based on fact.

FAKTA nya MANUSIA itu RAMBUTNYE BERBAGAI2.fullstop.

Masing-masing ade pendapat masing2...

ade yang mencari tuhan pakai mata
ade yang mencari cinta pakai telinga
ade yang mencari kebenaran pakai kata-kata
tapi yang paling tak bleh blah yang suka merepek tah apa apa.....

Masing-masing ade pendapat masing2.....

2011-02-22T08:42:00.000+08:00

Tiramisu yg rase mcm shial...

2011-01-28T22:04:00.000+08:00

citer yg tgh hot kt tv3 skrg...Tiramisu, ade layan? aku jarang layan sbb slalu blk keje lambat...tp ade sekali ni aku blk awal...so ter layan la series ni. Citer ni pasal seorg tukang buat roti ngn minah jual bunga...
Aku tak tahu la knpe....tapi aku rase mcm sumthing tak kene la dgn citer ni,sbb bile aku tgk,aku rase mcm watak utama drama ni mcm retarded semacam je...or actually diorg nak tonjolkan yang org retarded pon bleh bercinta?

Aku tak nk komen pandai berlakon ke ape ke....sbb aku bukan pelakon n aku tak tahu mcm mane susah or sng nye nk berlakon,tp yg aku rase keselambaan watak dlm drama tu semacam retarded atau pon mcm orang terencat ade nye...issit me or not aku pon tak tau la...

And watak si Benny....ade bagus jugak budak tu,dgn ala2 bapok dan bibir berlipstick ungu bak angelina jolie...buat aku rase terhibur sedikit...rase mcm nk tapak je muke minah tu...ooowhh silap....muke jantan tu.

Dah la nk sebut S..mcm pelat je....SHHiiiallll je

rase mcm paste lirik lagu je............

2011-01-22T00:47:00.000+08:00

3x5

I'm writing you to
catch you up on places I've been
And you have this letter
you probably got excited, but there's nothing else inside it
didn't have a camera by my side this time
hoping I would see the world through both my eyes
maybe I will tell you all about it when I'm
in the mood to lose my way with words
Today skies are painted colors of a cowboy cliche'
And its strange how clouds that look like mountains in the sky
are next to mountains anyway
Didn't have a camera by my side this time
Hoping I would see the world through both my eyes
Maybe I will tell you all about it when I'm
in the mood to lose my way
but let me say
You should have seen that sunrise with your own eyes
it brought me back to life
You'll be with me next time I go outside
No more 3x5's
I Guess you had to be there
I Guess you had to be with me
Today I finally overcame
tryin' to fit the world inside a picture frame
Maybe I will tell you all about it when I'm in the mood to
lose my way but let me say
You should have seen that sunrise with your own eyes
it brought me back to life
You'll be with me next time I go outside
no more 3x5's
just no more 3x5's

nice erk.....

post nak try font.

2011-01-21T16:48:00.000+08:00

ARE YOU WAITING FOR ME?
FUCK FACE!

Post Pre 3 Piece Session....

2011-01-21T15:41:00.000+08:00

Untuk pengetahuan korang aku mmg minat giler...ngn john mayer, aku rase aku dengar berulang2 kali room for square for how many gizllion times aku pon tak igt...pada aku mamat ni mmg talented habis punyer manusia.

Masa kes byk org rage kat die psl satu interview die dlm playboy,aku mcm err...? of kos la bep,die rockstar kot...chicks come and go...tu takde kene mengene ngn credibility die sbgi seorang penyanyi yg bagus.

John Clayton Mayer an American musician, singer-songwriter, recording artist, and music producer

Selama aku dengar si john mayer ni..aku terlalu fokus sgt dgn guitar riff and his ravish lyric..mmg klu ko tgk tab die pyr chording mmg hilang akal....ttbe dalam tab guitar ko kene pakai ibujari ko tekan chord...bg aku yg selama ini main gitar pkai kord rock and chord major n minor yg bese2, agak kagum giler la, tapi klu si edri hasyim atau (cibai aku nk sebut guitarist left handed tu...tp aku lupe lak name die?) maybe bese2 je kot....

Tapi selama aku enjoy dengan music si John Mayer ni...aku ter..tak perasan dgn satu bende.
actly yg bg hidup kebanyakkan lagu john mayer ini adalah bass line die...bass line yg mmg funk abis dowwhhh..hahhahha,for that kite kene berterima kasih..bak kata john in his 'any given thursday' concert...your friend of mine...Mr David LaBruyere

(yg muke mcm penagih tu)

It makes me realise sumting about life too, we tend to focus on the bigger picture...dat we forgot all the small thing that seem not important but without it...everything becomes meaningless.

Happy Belated New Year 2011

2011-01-06T12:02:00.000+08:00

yeah its alredi past six since new year....and i haven't wrote anything for this coming 2011.
so i would to back dated my post without back dated it self, wow ape ni?
so everubody >>>>HEPI NEW YEAR U OLSS.....may this year bring joy and never ending happiness for us.

But to me this coming year..is jus a new year but still same ol shits.so there goes all the new year resolution and shit ppl do when new year come.

ok..dats it for 2011 starter...i'll serve u wit the main dish later on.

(i want to say sumthin in spanish but im not dat well educated...so i just leave u with)

astalavista baby......

is this spanish?
:p

my point of view--->im gay and im ok.

2010-12-21T11:23:00.000+08:00

Kebenaran itu tak berpihak,tapi kita yang kena berpihak kepada kebenaran.

THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE

Kebenaran nya..homosexual is wrong
read on hear me out first...

KEJUJURAN

yes..ko jujur dengan orientasi seks ko...in one point of view,kudos..due ibujari angkat for u for being honest.....

tp JUJUR YANG LAGI JUJUR dari itu ialah ,ko kene tahu that ur orientation is wrong...

why do ppl call u 'straight', when ur a dick n u crave for a vagina and vice versa?

other than straight is what? yes....homo..bi...and everything else.pandai.

and straight lawan nye ape? bengkok...pandai.

and when ppl speak of 'bengkok' it mean what?

if u got what im trying to say...read on,if u dah berkire2 nk manipulate in term of word usage..siap kuar dewan bahasa dan pustaka nye kamus...plz stop reading.

Aku tak de masalah dgn golongan gay,seriously i never encounter a moment when i need to defend my glorious bung hole from a 'gay-liath' monster (read:goliath monster).
(plz dont say i discriminate when i call them monster..aku sje suke2 gune utk sedap kan citer) dont be so serious ok....

Aku boleh paham perasaan ko...( 'ko' tu merujuk pada golongan gay,bukan ko yg tgh bace post ni..but if ur gay and u r reading this post..yes im talking about u. hahhaha..nnt ade org salah paham lak)
ko tak mintak jadi mcm ni...ko dah memang dilahirkan dgn nafsu yg mcm ni.

but 'jujur sejujurnya dari jujur (read:jubur sejuburnya dari jubur) itu adalah, ko kene admit theres sumthing wrong wit u and try to make it right
but if u die trying...meaning smpi mati pon ko tak leh berubah,still ngn lifestyle ko...so nak wat camne kan, atleast u've try alredi.

Tapi bile ko dengan slamber nye mengaku ko gay and ko ok. ko dh mula tak jd ok, ko cube untuk men'straight'kan ape yg sedia diketahui 'bengkok' oleh org2 yg lain dan juga aku.

indirectly ur forcing me to accept what is right for u..but the question here is..are ur right..is my right?

yes..you are gay,and you are ok as long as u keep ur mouth where ur dick is.
hidden from the audience.

ye...aku mmg hipokrit.tp mcm tu jugak ko.so jgn emo just breathe.k

u r a headless chicken here....(seriusly smpi la ni aku tak paham)

2010-12-20T09:30:00.000+08:00

lu ckp len org tak reti nk diam..dok ulang2 ape bende yg same.
lu pon mcm same je.

lu cakap org len suke mengikut...ikut je ape org len cakap.
lu pon mcm same je.

lu ckap org len emosi lebey...tak pikir secare rational
lu pon mcm same je.

abis ape yg len nye...lu ngn orang yg lu kutat tu...?
sebab lu kidal?

hahhahahha..u r such a joke la.
y so serius son?

and he quotes....

2010-12-16T16:00:00.000+08:00

"duit bukan segalanya dalam dunia ni....tapi segalanya dalam dunia ni perlukan duit"

"Money is not everything in this world .... but everything in this world need money"

when that quote linger in my mind...i become null,every dream i've dream before..every plan dat i plan before....become void.

yes...ignorance is bliss, but then till when u want to be ignorance?
u fucking bastard.stand up.smell the cheese.u are already in.there is no way out.

just be like the rest.

iron maiden in singapore?

2010-12-16T13:53:00.001+08:00

eddie is coming to singapore...and damn! i just knew it second ago....ignorant is bliss
now im not in bliss...my heart feel unrest,

details,

Prices (Sistic booking fee applies)
Pen A - $178
Pen B - $148
Terrace Side - $148
Terrace Back - $128
Terrace Corner - $98

now...how am i going to cater my financial to meet this urging demand from the darkest side in my heart.

anybody?

breathe......

2010-12-16T11:01:00.000+08:00

yeah....this one is for u faker.

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care
Leave don't leave me
Look around and chose your own ground
For long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
Run, rabbit run
Dig that hole, forget the sun,
And when at last the work is done
Don't sit down it's time to dig another one
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.

wat actlly this song interpret to?
any suggestion?.......enlighten me plz

nafsu berahi yg tak dapat dibendung...so how?

2010-11-29T10:16:00.000+08:00

Aku dah jadi perokok tegar lebih kurang 15 tahun lame nye...yes,aku igt lagi ketika itu di tepi padang bola...selepas penat bermain bola,time tgh lepak2 sementara nk tunggu azan margrib sebab mase dulu azan margrib tu umpama loceng penanda tamat waktu untuk melepak..how i miss those days...when time,kite tak perlu sms or kol member to hang out...everybody know wat time to lepak...weekdays petang 4.30 rendezvous point kt kerusi hujung padang,then mlm kul 8 dekat hujung lorong sari 26...where we basking like hell,mengasah bakat konon2 nk wat band...and every sunday,the clan meet up kt bus stand dekat loji taik...sbb nk gi pasar malam.

time lepak dekat tepi padang tu la...aku hisap rokok pertama yg membuat aku terus melekat jadi perokok smpi arini.sebelum tu..aku ade gak test2 tp hisapan ditepi padang itu yg berjaya mencurik paru2 ku membuat kan aku jadi perokok tegar...it was a marlboro....yes,brand pertama yg dpt mencurik hatiku adalah marlboro....a 14 soft pack to be exact,then aku berubah ke peter styversent(ejaan aku malas nk betulkan).mase aku kt hostel dulu,disebabkan kepayahan untuk mendapatkan stok dan kemelut kewangan aku pernah bertukar sementara ke perelis (same jugak,ejaan)25's,yes...rokok itu panjang,save skit dapat hisap banyak asap..rase boleh tahan mcm gampang tp once kite dah bese..jadi ok je.

now aku stick to satu brand sje....even though ramai kawan aku dah opted ke brand yg lain, brand yg bile aku hisap aku rase mcm ade lipas dlm rokok tu or mcm rase hisap rumput,disebabkan harga rokok yg semakin hilang akal.aku tetap dengan dunhill,broke or not aku hanya akan hisap rokok dunhill sahaje.

itu adalah ego seorang perokok tegar.

dan ego aku sbgi perokok tegar semakin luntur...terdetik gak kt hati untuk aku berhenti.but seriously i got this...'smoker's guilt'
kejadah nye smoker guilt...aku memang rase nk berhenti..but then aku rase ,aku akan miss mase2 indah seorang perokok.

1-mase lepas makan...wah,indahnye
2-mase pergi 'bank'...pergi membankkok kan lutut aku didalam tandas(hahah funny??not??? pergi mampus!)
3-time waktu bgn pagi2....rokok adalah pemangkin untuk lebih cepat gi membuang..syiok!
4-time tgh main gitar...klu takde rokok ape yg nk aku sangkut kt headstock tu?
5-time tgh sangap...memalam bute,kene lak time ujan?? mcm mane??????
6-ape yg nk aku nk sulam ngn air nescaffe tarik aku??
7-mcm mane aku nak kelihatan 'macho' didepan gadis2 ketika di mapley?? yes..aku sgt macho ketika merokok.rujuk gmbr facebook aku..hahhahha

(gambar dari facebook aku)(sekadar gambar hiasan)

but semue tu akan aku berlalu....aku akan cuba berenti dengan NIQUITIN....'myheart' dah mula bising2 suh beli mende ni.Actually die tak pernah pon suh aku benti,dh 3tahun aku ngn die..tak pernah pon die cakap ape2 pasal aku merokok.sampai aku pernah tye kt die..knpe die tak pernah suh aku berenti? xsyg kat aku ke?? nak aku mati cepat??? jawap die...when u dh ready nk benti...i akan supot u.

(ewah....siap ade poco2 lagi tuuu)

ye...and now,she do wat she said....satu ketika dahulu aku ternmpk iklan niquitin,dan aku tercakap...'rase mcm nk try la bende ni'.she asked me back 'betul ke ni?' aku jawap balik 'a'ah rase mcm dh malas nk isap rokok' and from dat day on...smpi la ni...die selalu keep reminding me...'bile nk gi beli niquiting?'..'dah beli niquitin?'
bukan aku tak igt....tp bile trgt mase2 indah...aku rase berbelah bagi.

mase aku menulis post ni pon..ati aku masih berbelah bagi..
ok..mase untuk berfikir dengan lebih dalam lg on these matter....but then,when im in deep thinking mode aku mesti nak kene ade rokok gak. so how???
hahaahaha!

aku kembali mandom + mimpi yg agak ngeri...

2010-11-26T09:48:00.000+08:00

aku kembali normal...tiada lg perasaan marah yg meluap2,perasaan menyampah dengan orang yg terlalu 'over' dengan pendapat diorang...aku dah kool,aku kembali mandom.

bile aku dalam keaadan mandom sebegini,otak kanan aku dapat rileks dengan lebih banyak membuatkan aku boleh bermimpi dimalam hari.sebetulnye aku dah lame tak bermimpi.aku tak ingat bile last aku bermimpi (bermimpi ye bukan mengelamun...if mengalamun ari2 aku buat...paling faveret untuk mengelamun adalah mase aku menunggang,superbike Ex5000 aku...merbahaya bukan?)

back to my dream thinggy...in that dream i was in a police black ops.theres 4 of us in dat squad..n we do dirty jobs for the police.we're a following a van to a parking lot.when the van stopped we rush to both side of the van and start shooting like hell killing everybody in the van.then i open a case and start cleaning the evident of us being there.

suddenly....we saw a car speeding toward us,rather than defending ours self wit guns that we had,all of my team mates scattered...running for their own life including me.
the best part is,i brilliantly drove away wit the van that had been shot by us...but, the most fuckup thing happen..the van is moving slow like hell,and i mean really slow...i in dat dream jus step the gas to the floor yaw,but still the car is catching up to me,thinking the car might pass me up,i just jump out the van and hide in bushes....

Then...while hiding in the bushes i saw the car stop n search the van,i was really freaking out..i cud just feel the heart beat pumping my chest (because im lying facing downward).in dat car theres 2 men and 2 girl....and one of the gal came jus beside my hiding...and she saw me,i just looked at her and 'wink' at her. she not her head..indicating that she understand.i smile out of relieved...but then,she smile back at me...a very2 evil smile..and shouted to the men that still searching at the van.and i like FUCK!

im captured..for god sake,i dunno wat to do...and i really fucking scared...in that dream i felt like im like really2 going to die,and the the worst part begin...one of the man hold me wit my hand in the back. and the other guy pour a fucking acid to me! i cud feel my chest is burning while the acid erode my skins.thinking dats not enough,he then pour the acid in my ears.....in my fucking ears!

i dunno how long i've been bathing in acid,but wat i remembered is,i was suddenly running toward the road....and...and i saw a toyota supra,to be exact it was a 1985 toyota supra mark2 P type.just by looking that car...all the feeling of misery and fear vanish to the thin air.i want that car,i cud hear my self whispering to my self.

then i woke up..i look to the wall and its alredi 7....yeah...its time,to be pour by acid again,literally or maybe not or maybe im exaggerating..but the feeling is just the same.i fucking hate my work.

kisah kaset cock sparrer.

2010-11-23T10:29:00.000+08:00

aku ade seorang kawan yang ade seorang abg..mcm abg2 orang lain abg member aku tu mcm bese je la...ade keje,ade anak bini...and aku pasti die jugak ade berhutang mcm org2 lain,lain lah klu die beli cash harta mende die itu.

klu dilihat dari segi paras rupa.abg member aku tu tersgt lah skema wajah nye dgn cermin mata dan rambut yg sentiasa kemas.

ade satu hari tu,aku ngn member aku ini dengan riang nye menyelongkar brg2 didlm bilik abg member aku tersebut...arakian ternampak la aku sebuah kaset yg msih cantik cover depan nye.tertulis 'cock sparrer'.

kisah ni berlaku mase aku berumur 14 tahun,kire2 15 tahun dulu.aku yg ketika itu sgt lah taksub dgn byk bende,bg aku org dewasa aka org2 tua sgt lah tidak memahami aku dan aku sentiasa betul.mereka yg kolot.

mereka tak paham knpe aku jadi aku,knpe aku dengan sengaje menyanyi didalam kelas sedangkan cikgu geografi aku tgh mengajar didepan kelas.kenape aku hanya hadir ke skolah,setelah ditolak tambah hanya 1 per 3 kedatangan dlm setahun.

semalam,aku pulang kerumah org tua aku,aku yg berambut pendek yg blk bercuti hanya pada cuti weekend kerana xdapat cuti semasa ari raya aidiladha,menyelongkar blk brg2 aku....dan ye,aku terjumpe lagi sebuah kaset..tertulis 'circle of friends'.

teringat kembali waktu dulu2 yg bg aku adalah memori yg indah dimana aku adalah seorang manusia yg free dan tidak terikat...

dgn tibe2 aku teringat pada abg kepada member aku itu.

sub-species melayu

2010-11-19T12:59:00.000+08:00

sementelaah aku bergelumang dalam dunia blog ni...aku lihat orang melayu dalam dunia atas talian suka untuk mencipta kata nama-kata nama untuk merujuk kepada melayu yg akhirnya boleh dirujuk sbgi sub-species bg melayu itu sendri.

antara terma-terma yg aku jmpe atas talian bg merujuk kepada sub spesis melayu antaranya adalah 'melayu liberal' dan 'meleis'.ini adalah label2 mainstream yg diberikan oleh satu pihak ke satu pihak lain and vice versa.dari pemahaman aku ciri2 melayu liberal ini,apabila dirujuk dari segi penggunaannya dalam penulisan seseorang yg menggunakan terma ini adalah seperti berikut,
1-mempunyai tahap pendidikan yg tggi. maybe lepasan universiti luar negara or dalam negara,senang citer mereka2 ini sgttttt bijak.

2-sangat hebat berbahasa inggeris,apabila mereka berbahasa inggeris mereka sgt fasih umpama air longkang yg mengalir ke dalam parit.Umpama sharifah amani 'i look stupid when i speak in bahasa' or 'when im in rage...i like to rage in my mothertounge' ayat kedua dituturkan oleh seorg melayu juga.

3-sangat fuck dengan adat resam melayu.bagi 'melayu liberal' adat resam melayu adalah sangat kolot dan tidak praktikal.

4-sgt tidak suka dimomok kan dengan hukum agama,bg 'melayu liberal' bila bercakap tentang agama org tersebut akan dianggap sbgi ektremis.
contoh-ade seorang gadis meletakkan gmbr2 meraikan hari jadi,didlm sebuah kelab malam berserta dengan kek yg berbentuk kote yg dijilat beramai2.jika ade yg menegur,pasti org yg menegur akan dicop sbg ektremis.dengan alasan 'hanya tuhan sja yg tahu dosa pahala ku' or sumthin like dat.

manakala ciri2 bagi 'meleis' pula ialah......sebelum aku merapu dan merapu baik aku terangkan bagaimana kata nama 'melies' ini timbul. kata nama ni jika dilihat dalam kamus dewan bahasa dan pustaka memang korang takkkan jumpe hatta klu tgk oxford pon aku rase takde kot....sebab kata nama meleis ni dicipta oleh seorang blogger tegar untuk membezakan melayu yg ok ngn yang tak ok huhuhuhu, itu adalah niat asal semasa kata nama 'meleis' itu diwujudkan oleh sang blogger tersebut. untuk pemahaman yg lebih lanjut tentang kata nama melies ini, korang pergi sini.

aku rase ok gk ape yg bllger tu buat,sebab kata nama ini boleh memalingkan diri dari perasaan inferior,apabile melayu dikaitkan dengan bende2 yg negetip, aku rase dan mungkin ramai kalangan blogger juga rase kata nama meleis itu sgt2 lah kool...oleh yg demikian mereka mula menggunakan ganti name 'meleis' untuk 'melayu' dlm konteks pemahaman mereka sendrik.antara ciri2 'meleis' adalah seperti berikut.....

meleis adalah melayu tanpa salah satu atau keempat2 ciri diatas.

People always talk cock...

2010-11-19T12:05:00.000+08:00

come let me tell u sumthing,aku baru je berjinak2 dgn world
of blogging ni, a few years back aku
berada atas talian hanya untuk chating n tgk citer blue je
but 1thing,aku rase aku dh jd blogwalker yg tegar,mungkin?
it become kinda an addiction,and i say people always talk cock
seriously,there are cocktalker atas talian ini.
aku ulang

COCK TALKER.

salam aidiladha.....

2010-11-19T11:31:00.000+08:00

One of my fren post dlm fb die sumthin like dis...

"Selamat Hari Raya Qurban semua..for those yang tak bercuti, itulah pengorbanan anda"

or some shit like dat aku tak igt her exact word n my other fren also post in his fb

"Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha yg ke 2...yg beraya tu raya elok2 yg kene bekerjaya korang dah dijajah kapitalis yg betolnye...."

mcm2 org..mcm2 pandangan.

AKU NAK RAGE!!!

2010-11-10T00:55:00.000+08:00

tp aku tak thu ape aku nak 'rage'kan.....

nk panas pasal politik?
aku tak pedulik langsung pasal politik malaysia yg macam haram ni....
sape menang kt galas?
sampai la ni aku..tak tahu.

hal kat opis???
aku dah lelah dh hal opis ni..
la ni aku just jadikan diri aku umpama robot
dari 8.30pg ~5.30 ptg isnin smpi jumaat
malas nk ade ape2 pergantungan emosi dgn org2 kt opis aku skg ni....

ok....skg layan

“Jika Aku Seorang Robot” by MonoloQue

Jika ku seorang robot
nombor-nombor darahku
jasadku import export
besi logam dagingku
sinar matahari solar
nyawaku tenaga letrik
otakku macam peluru
bernafas pun tak perlu
meneliti lebuhraya
mengawal si pasaraya
mata-mata dari angkasa
jika ku seorang robot
tak perlu ada komplot
kawan-kawan semua robot
25 jam sehari
8 hari seminggu

Jika ku seorang robot
nombor-nombor darahku
tak perlu ada komplot
besi logam dagingku
jasadku import export
meneliti lebuhraya
mengelilingi angkasa
jika ku seorang robot

ini robot

Robot ------- hasil seni terbaru Superstar Rajni

2010-11-03T11:06:00.000+08:00

Klu korang selalu lepak kt mapley korang akan perasan poster filem 'robot'. aku pagi2 memang selalu sarap kat kedai mapley kt bwh opis aku.....menu bese tosai ngn telur 3/4 masak, bukan setengah masak ek..tp Ane kt mapley tu bg aku selalu telur setengah masak...kadang macam tak masak je pon ade...tp aku balun je...xde hal, rase dh jd mcm biawak makan telur mentah. hahhaha...
oppsss ni bukan post pasal ane mapley kt bwh tu...ni post pasal, filem terbaru sepupu ane yg aku ceritekan td....SUPER STAR RAJNI........yela same2 dri india mesti ade bau2 bacang kan...

Aku actly takde pon amik port...pasal filem ni. Bukan nye aku fanat ngn citer tamil pon...walaupon pada aku citer tamil lg layan lentok berbanding citer hisdustan kul 2 tiap2 ari sabtu kt tv3 tu...

Tapi nk di jadikan citer....ade satu mlm tu aku tgh lepak kt satu stor burger ni..lapo, saje nk makan double cheese ayam special.
ttbe datang la sorang budak india ni....umur dlm 16-17 tahun. datang order burger gk.
mamat jual burger saje la..tye budak tu nk gi mane..yela tgk budak tu...dressing kaw2.
Die cakap la..nk tgk wayang same akak......pastu die bgtau satu bende yg aku rase mcm PEH.....hebat gile!

Brader burger tu tye la tgk citer ape..die jawap 'movie robot.sy suda 5 kali tgk itu citer abang'
Aku ttbe rase mcm wat the fish...5 kali!?
lagi die sambung...'minggu ini saja'
lagi sekali WTF....maksud nye ari2 ko tgk citer tu ke?!
sebab mase tu malam jumaat...so klu 5 kali...konfem la...die tgk ari2
isnin,selasa,rabu,khamis,jumaat.
(sekadar gmbr hiasan bukan budak india tersebut)

LAYAN POSTER TERBARU ROBOT
yg dalam tulisan hijau tu "ROBOT"..............aku tau..aku de belajar dulu

kalu aku la....aku rase aku takkan tgk filem2 melayu ni smpi 5 kali....sbb citer melayu ni mcm haram...paling haram last aku tgk, kat wayang ye....bukan beli vcd cetak rompak....aku kuar kn duit untuk tgk 'sampah'.

so..korang pikir la sendri.......

Aku rase Malu..aku Perlu Bagitahu....

2010-11-01T20:07:00.000+08:00

Kalau korang ade bace post pasal gitar aku...dlm blog ni, xtahu la korang perasan..or myb perasan gak rasenye.... yang aku banyak gune perkataan 'sangat'. Bile aku bace balik,aku rase mcm gay gile aku punya ayat....so sini aku perlu bagitahu AKU tidaklah GAY

HHahhahhaAHHha

Sekian...

Dear DSLRian..you look so stupid!

2010-10-29T10:54:00.000+08:00

Sekang ni klu korang2 tgk la kan..bersepah dah photographer wanna be..dgn camera rege bleh buat hantaran kawen..tergantung kt leher. selalu nye korang nmpk diorang ni kt klcc ke ape ke...tgk shoot2 gmbr org...shoot gmbr kaki...gmbr taik burung yg melekat kt pasu bunga (ooo..itu byk tggi nilai seni nye tuh...)
aku bukan nye against ke jeles ke ngn diorang (agak jeles gk la...hahhah...mane dapat duit ribu2 beli kamera??? Bank rakyat kaa...?)
tp...aku hangin sgt...bile ade yang jd mcm ni...biar aku list kan kronologi2 nye ekk

1st- beli kamera 4k, lens 5k,flash 6k,strap gantung camera kt leher 7k.
2nd- pastu gi posing ngn kamera riban2 tu (berbagai2 posing la..tp yg plg tak bleh blah...posing mcm konon tgh nk shoot sumthing)...post kt facebook.
3rd-gmbr korang posing ngn kamera korang tu...awek korang yg tolong amik kn pki camera digital 2megapixel yang korang hadiahkan mase birthday die...nk awek cun kene la bg hadiah mahal2 (ni pon satu lg kes..pancing mase nk tekel awek lu..konon2 nk shoot die..pasal awek lu MCM fotogenik..padahal fotogedik ade la....klu tak jgn harap la awek tu nk pandang lu..muke pon mcm haram.hahhahha)
4th- alik2..bile aku tgk gmbr2 yg korang amik....gmbr yg awek korang amik pki kamera 2 megapixel tu..same je kualiti dengan gambr yg korang amik dengan kamera riban riban tu...hahha BONGOK sangat.

aku tak puas main!!!

2010-03-27T23:49:00.001+08:00

wow.....
title bikin pecah pale tu, bleh meleleh darah ikot hidong klu jadi cam tu huhuhuhuu
dah lame aku tak update blog ni.....rase nye aku tgglkan blog ni dengan perasaan amarah aku yg amat sgt dgnn post 'wutever' aku....tp skg dah ok dah (bse la klu bercinta mesti la ade gado klu tak...tak adventure la kan :p

k...back to post yg ini,actly aku mmg tak tahu ape yg nk aku tulis ni sbb masih newbie lg...idea byk tapi aku rase mcm aku tak leh nk deliver lg
so my sifoo suh buat yg simple2 dulu...so i wrote this post. tapi ape kene mengene ngan 'tak pernah puas main?' hahhahaha.......mmg aku tak pernah puas main! main ape? bukan perempuan ye, aku bukan lelaki buaye darat yg akan membaham setiap gadis yg aku jumpe.
aku tak pernah puas main!!! gitar...huhuhhu tu je, salah satu hobi aku selain dari tidur.

OK....aku nk citer skit la psl gitar ni,mane yg aku tau je la ek...ade mcm2 brand gitar, tp aku nk citer brand yg biase menjadi kegilaan org selalu nye...
1st of all..gitar yg paling familiar la kot dlm dunia ni...rasenye la ni dia....

FENDER STRATOCASTER

ramai gak gitaris yg pki gitar strat ni.....antara yg aku tau erm...eric clapton,albert hammond jr (the strokes),jimi hendrix (of cos sgt) lagi.....arrr man kidal,ywingwy malmsteen (ntah betui ke tak aku eje nih hehehe) dan juge mamat kat bwh ni DAVID GILMORE from pink flyod
david gilmour ngn stratnye...mase ni die dh tue kat bawah ni gmbq mase die mude...
mmg kacak sial mamat ni...hahhahaha cik GAYah sgt....(still using the same strat for over 40 years.....mmg sentimental sgt)

and this guy

JOHN MAYER

mmg suke sgt ngn gitar strat sbb dri citer org yg bijak pndi, gitar ni sgt versatile...tp tak mampu la kot, huhuhuhuhu

and the other guitar maker yg tersgt la fofuler ialah GIBSON, dan ini lah dia LES PAUL kegilaan ramai
actly....byk lagi gitar maker yg ade tp aku citer pasal due brand ni je la kot,hahahaha klu citer pnjg2 pon bukan nye aku tau sgt pon.k so...smpi sini je la percubaan pertama aku ye.
thnks pd spe2 yg sudi buang mase bace post aku (ade ke?)

p/s-wah wah.....agak letih gak ye wat blog ni...aku dh tak larat nk wat lg ohohohooh......... k, kt sini je la dulu ekk...bye

WATEVER!!!!

2010-01-04T15:42:00.000+08:00

tak yah cakap byk la..
ape korang rase klu korang dok citer tentang sumthing...
ttbe dibalas dgn... WATEVER
bile aku tye knpe, knpe jawap mcm tu
jawapan ringkas
itu la jawapan die klu die tak tahu nk jawap ape
kirenye mcm 'no comment' jugak lah...
aku nk tye ni..
no comment=watever ke????

bile aku dh mule panas..bleh plak die cakap aku saje nk carik gadoh plak...
sengaje nk cri salah die...

videogame timeline...gamers know ur history!

2009-12-17T11:24:00.001+08:00

mcm bese click to enlarge...

.....

2009-12-17T10:25:00.000+08:00

credit to weinbliss.blogspot.com

is there a bitch like dis here??? hope to be 'friend" wit one...

2009-12-17T10:08:00.000+08:00

click to enlarge.....guys u shud read dis!
maybe a bit hard to read...be patient,at the end bet u gonna love it.
forget bout the epic battle between 2 ppl on facebook...eventough its very hillarious,
jus focus dat freako like dat do exist and...guys u know wat i mean rite...
huuhuhuh....

choking..wierd punishment...damn

my version of zoukout 2009....

2009-12-16T10:35:00.000+08:00

a fren of me,jus got bck partying from zoukout 2009...
really2...superb event,from the picture taken i suppose....

HELL YEAH!!!!

luahan rasa....

2009-12-16T09:36:00.000+08:00

i think how i felt is some sort same as this fella...
enuff said...work suck!

speed test...test ur typing skill

2009-12-07T10:03:00.000+08:00

43 perkataan

Speedtest

lazy sunday...and a bowl of cream mushroom

2009-11-23T02:05:00.000+08:00

just like last sunday and sunday before that sunday
i've been lazying myself doing nothing at home,my sanctuary..my last resort...uhuuhuhu
come noon n the stomach which is alredi empty from last nite tend to punch like a drum beat from a pyschedelic space rock band to a so call sound of superfast techno beat.
techno is a no no for me...
this is when a bowl of cream mushroom get in the picture wit 3 slice of gardenia soon the beat slows down to more relaxing post 90's pop....
actlly theres no story in this post...jus need to keep this blog upated
cause as i remembered theres nuthin profound happen to me dat day
just me lazying on sunday with a bowl cream mushroom....
the end

great movies for november viewings...(cadangan je...klu dah tgk ok la tu)

2009-11-17T11:33:00.000+08:00

nope..ini bukan list movies yg akan kuar kt cinema anytime soon..
eventough 2012..is a must watch for movie goer.

k....here is the list
i)ONCE
Once is a 2007 Irish musical film written and directed by John Carney. Set in Dublin, this naturalistic drama stars musicians Glen Hansard (of popular Irish rock band The Frames) and Markéta Irglová as struggling musicians. Collaborators prior to making the film, Hansard and Irglová composed and performed all of the original songs in the movie.
Shot for only €130,000 (US$160,000),the film was successful,earning substantial per-screen box office averages in the United States.It received enthusiastic reviews and awards such as the 2007 Independent Spirit Award for best foreign film. Hansard and Irglová's song "Falling Slowly" received a 2008 Academy Award for Best Original Song and the soundtrack as a whole also received a Grammy nomination.

ii) THE HANG OVER
The Hangover is a 2009 comedy film directed by Todd Phillips, written by Jon Lucas and produced by Todd Phillips and Daniel Goldberg. The film stars Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha, and Heather Graham.
The main plot follows four friends who travel to Las Vegas for a bachelor party, only to wake up the next morning not remembering a thing and missing the groom, whose wedding is scheduled to occur the next day.

iii) 500 DAYS OF SUMMER
(500) Days of Summer is a 2009 American romantic comedy film. It was written by Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber, directed by Marc Webb, produced by Mark Waters, and stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel. Principal photography began in April 2008 in Los Angeles, California.
The film made its debut at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival and was a hit with festival audiences.

source dari wikipedia.
k..klu sape2 ade movie2 yg menarik tlg post kn di comment k...
tgh form nk lyn movies time weekend

2009-11-17T11:06:00.000+08:00

mase aku tgh blog walking, i find this very interesting articles...
dari blog- http://motoring-malaysia.blogspot.com
author- Mohamed Rigval Reza
so read on.....

Now all of you out there know that there's more to life than motoring. Finding mountain passes, hairpins, modding your car, spending hours of your life at the mechanic ogling other people's rides and cruising the nightspots are an integral part of a motorhead's life. But, there is more to life than just this. I wish to just state here that there are other stuff that yours truly over here indulges in.

One of the good things about having a fixed salary and a gentlemen's way of dressing up is the need of proper shoes. As I've stated much earlier you should have the appropriate footwear for most of the occasions, even driving. We do have our expensive driving moccs or our PUMA driving shoes for our occasional weekend jaunts in our fast cars but when we go to work everytime I look down at guy's feet I see black cheap loafers. No, the black HUSH PUPPIES slip-ons are cheap shoes okay? The BATA (BUY AND THROW AWAY) shoes are even worse. If you can spend about RM3,500 on a set of Japanese sports rims for your car why can't you spend RM200-500 on a decent pair of work shoes? People look at your rims and they do look at the way you look also.

What every motorhead should try to have is the following:
1. One good dark coloured suit (for weddings, funerals and certain semi-formal occasions)
2. One good watch - you do need to tell time. That Casio G-SHOCK won't impress the women at the casino. James Bond uses Omega and previously Rolex. There are reasons for this especially with the Rolex if you're stuck in a third world country you can pawn it for good money.
3. One good pen - That cheap Kilometrico in your business shirt pocket looks cheap. And makes you look cheaper. Buy a RM50 Parker Jotter. Not a pricey pen but it looks its part and your image will improve with this small investment but if you lose it you won't cry like a baby (try losing a MONTEGRAPPA and then see how).
4. Two good pairs of shoes for work. Two is the minimum number so that you can rotate them. Use one and rest the other. But the best number for rotation is actually 5 pairs. So you only use that one pair per day per week. Your shoes will last a long time if you do so. If you would kindly check out the picture below you'd see that I have enough shoes to have a proper rotation of shoes that would keep them wearable for a long long time. There is that saying "you are too poor to afford one good pair of shoes" as one good pair will only last about six months or less if worn everyday. And that's why you should have at least two pairs of shoes for any occasion.

The picture you see are only of my lace-ups. Most are Italian ( I like the more streamlined design compared to English Brogues), most are Blake/Rapid welted and are used for both work and social occasions. Due to strictly following rotational wear, some are almost 8 years old (The Black Clarks Brogues at the far left of the last row was my first pair of work shoes. Bought in 1997 and still perfectly wearable - after a resole or two) Not included here are my monk-straps, moccs, slip-ons, boots, sports shoes and so forth. See? I told you
there was more to life than motoring.

hikayat bernuffnang

2009-11-17T01:16:00.000+08:00

cubaan pertama utk menjadi lelaki yg lebih baik....

2009-11-16T14:47:00.000+08:00

so..setelah 2 3 kali tertangguh utk join gym..
last2 dapat jugak aku register...walaupon dompet tgh kempis dan uang upah menjadi balaci kerajaan lmbt lg...aku gagahkan jugak.. :)
lepas register....aku terus men'sauna'kan diri aku
wow....mmg best...lepas sauna,body mmg rase lebih segar...
esok aku ade appointment ngn instructor gym.....
cubaan utk menjd lelaki yg lebih baik telah bermula...harap2 tidak kantoi di tgh jalan seperti yg dulu2....huhuhuu
ape2 hal....esok aku citer lg
hehehhe....